Because they don't think like us! We are witnessing the world trying to change identities; women trying to think like men, men trying to think like women and it is all horsepoopy. It just creates too many psychos! Mikey
I don't try to think like a woman, but I do wonder what She is thinking quite often. I knew of a guy who had spent years researching and had women completely figured out. Problem is, he died laughing before he could pass it on.
Mars and Venus...accept it or move on...but I do enjoy reading all your efforts to explain/deal with it...
if it's still working DON'T touch it, trying to bend it back may cause a leak. you should go buy a powerball ticket because that my friend is amazing luck
I said, "What may I help you with?" My wife said, "Take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and put them in the pot." ."
LOL! This is why I married much younger after my last divorce...By the time she reaches menopause, I'll be 6 feet under. 19 year age difference...
If you take the “w” away from the word “women,” you end up with the word “omen.” That in itself should be suitably self explanatory, gentlemen.
LOL!! Going through this at my house right now! She told me she knows she's being a 'B', but dammit it ain't my fault!!
A guy walking along the beach and finds a fancy bottle. Rubs the bottle and a a cloud of smoke comes out and a genie appears. The genie says "I have been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years, for releasing me I will grant you one wish". The guy thinks and finally says "I really like vacationing in Hawaii but hate flying. Build me a road to Hawaii so I can drive instead of flying". The genie hems and haws and goes on about how much work it would be, logistics, etc... and asks the guy to wish for something else. The guy then says "I want to know how women think" The genie says "two or four lanes?".
I'm just looking forward to the day it dies so I can call some AC technician and tell him to come over because "something seems to be wrong with my AC."
This is the one that has been told to me a number of times, A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.” The biker pulled over and said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.” The Lord said, “Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for Me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.” The biker thought about it for a long time Finally he said, “Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing’s wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.” The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four on that bridge?.”
In years past I've had 2 such notable service calls. One a tree did fall on it and smashed the crap outta the corner. It still worked after I straightened the top enough for the fan to spin. The other, A old guy was out in his yard with a 22 shooting squirrels that were terrorizing his pecan tree. One hit the ground and started running towards the house and he missed. Blasted a hole through the center of the condenser coils. He ended up buying a new unit.
Reminds me of the guy who robbed the bank so he could go to jail to get away from his wife. The judge sentenced him to one year of house arrest. True story
