Off track threads? Its gonna happen!

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by derek244, Jul 15, 2004.

  1. Black13

    Black13 black13

    yeah,yeah,yeah, but did the flute kiss you afterwards?
     
  2. jeff bullock

    jeff bullock Dare to be different !!!

    Eeeewwww!!!! That's just wrong. :shock:
     
  3. Black13

    Black13 black13

    Midgets are mythical creatures. They do not exist!

    Have you got a labrador.............well get one and i'll retrieve it!
     
  4. NickDFX

    NickDFX Well-Known Member

    What happens when you give a lawyer Viagra???






























    He get's taller.. :laugh:
     
  5. jeff bullock

    jeff bullock Dare to be different !!!

    Who needs Viagra? All natural baby!!! :laugh:
     
  6. NickDFX

    NickDFX Well-Known Member

    Pretty good joke though...my friend gets the credit for that one.
    He's a trucker. I'm gonna get a picture of him and his rig tomorrow. He's got a few days off so he's parked over at my folk's ranch. I thought it would be cool to hang a Buick emblem on that big ol Kenworth with him and me doing tough guy poses in front. :bglasses: he's as redneck as they come. His CB is decorated in the American flag. His sirius radio is set to the right...coast to coast..hee hee. He was a tank mech in the Army. His old nik-name when we were kids was "Tex" he had a John Deere hat...I could go on,,the pictures will be very cool. I'm gonna go do that before he has to get back "on the road again"... :grin:
     
  7. wilburdean

    wilburdean nameless stranger

    rexxy, i'm gonna be frank here. wait, your frank....um. i'm confused. steering wheel? frankly, he'll be lucky to get the cow skin seat covers and curb feelers i bought him now. rexxy, "i hate it when we quarrel." ( insert sleeping with the enemy joke here.) what can i do to make it up to you my swarthy little man? name it.
     
  8. derek244

    derek244 Gold Level Contributor

    IT'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!:bla: :bla:

    "Man melts the sand to see the world around him". Lryics from what song from the 90's?
     
  9. Racerx88

    Racerx88 Platinum Level Contributor

    Did you ever notice how threads can get WAY off track? :kodak:
     
  10. Annie Oakley

    Annie Oakley Well-Known Member

    There was a 90s? I must have been drunk.......:beers2:
     

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