Off track threads? Its gonna happen!

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by derek244, Jul 15, 2004.

  1. derek244

    derek244 Gold Level Contributor

    Ever notice how a thread is started with a valid question or point, and it ends up so far off track, no one even remembers what the heck the subject is?:spank: :laugh:

    Example:

    Thread starter says:
    "I was wondering what type of oil you guys use at the track? Sythetic or regular?"

    15 responses later.....

    "Look man, A1 steak sauce IS good on fried spam!"

    Last thread response....

    "I had a log home in Maine once. We used to skinny dip in the pond out front late at night. We were attacked by a wild possum, so we never did it again"

    It's funny ya know!

    :Dou: :shock: :Dou: :Dou: :puzzled:

    How far off track can this one get?!

    Subject: cheese:laugh:
     
  2. ricknmel67

    ricknmel67 Well-Known Member

    I've never noticed that Derek....

    ..... My wifes car (96 Cutlass Supreme) wouldn't start tonight. She said the battery was dead and all it would do is "click". I hopped in it when I got home from work and it fired right up. I shut it off and fired it up about 5 times in a row. No problems.
    What gives? :Do No:

    :pp

    But seriously... true story. :(
     
  3. derek244

    derek244 Gold Level Contributor

    Prob cheese residue on the starter contacts. The guy who assembled it back in 96 was eating nachos.:Do No: :TU:
     
  4. 68 LeSabre 4dr

    68 LeSabre 4dr Well-Known Member

    Never noticed ..:moonu: :laugh:
     
  5. Floydsbuick

    Floydsbuick Well-Known Member

    My Lawnmower? Glad you asked. 22" cut with a 3.5 horse Briggs...........
     
  6. 71GS455

    71GS455 Best Package Wins!

    I don't have a lawn - .28 of an acre ALL landscaped!?

    I hate F'n weeds!!!:rant:
     
  7. meanmotor74

    meanmotor74 mmm.....pineapple

    I rode a tank held a generals rank, er..... wait what were we talkin' about oh yeah The Rolling Stones rock!!! :grin:
     
  8. crazyjackcsa

    crazyjackcsa Big and Untame

    .28 acre?! Wow, one time I had this thing, and we did some stuff with it. And then this guy showed up and he was like "You can't do this stuff at this place," and we were like what ever!

    so in conclusion:

    steak sauce
     
  9. 68 LeSabre 4dr

    68 LeSabre 4dr Well-Known Member

    John Deere at my house .. 3 hours a week ! :rant: :Dou: :laugh:
     
  10. 71GS455

    71GS455 Best Package Wins!

    Yep, and that's more than 1/4 acre!!!

    I've been too busy weeding (and avoiding weeding) to do that stuff that you can't do at this place.

    ...whatever that is.
     
  11. txgwildcat

    txgwildcat Guest

    People tend to say what is on their mind.
     
  12. 68 LeSabre 4dr

    68 LeSabre 4dr Well-Known Member

    Corn on the cob ..:beer :TU: :laugh:
     
  13. henry white

    henry white Well-Known Member

    now that you mention it, i did split about ten truckloads of firewood this spring.

    swiss or american ? see, i can stay on track.

    henry
     
  14. derek244

    derek244 Gold Level Contributor

    "Can I help you sir?"
    "Yes, I'm looking for a 40oz bottle of Colt .45...and a midget"
    :error:
     
  15. derek244

    derek244 Gold Level Contributor

    ...and some amish goat cheese....
     
  16. Smartin

    Smartin Guest

    but I don't have sprinklers in my yard yet!!!
     
  17. Stagedcoach71

    Stagedcoach71 Well-Known Member

    That's all well and good, but Michael Moore is still a horse's a$$.
     
  18. GS Shari

    GS Shari Guest

    Don't forget atomic cherries and sweet bologna.


    ShariB
    :Dou:
     
  19. pooods

    pooods Well-Known Member

    I just let the nastiest fart!
     
  20. ricknmel67

    ricknmel67 Well-Known Member

    Speaking of a$$'s....

    I ordered a batch of electrical fittings at work today for a project we're doing, and the assembler asked me how many I ordered.
    I told him I ordered an a$$load of them.
    He proceeded to tell me that one U.S. a$$load is equivelant to one metric a$$ton.
    Is that true?
    (I'm not good at metric conversions) :pp

    btw... I inspected the starter contacts and found no nacho cheese residue.
    :Do No:

    I just bought a mower last week. Haven't even used it yet :
    26HP Craftsman GT500 with 54" cut :Brow:
    (We close on our new house on Monday)
    32x48 shop, 20x16 "tool shed", and an attached 2 car garage!
    Now I wish I wouldn't have sold all our cars! :Dou:
     

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