Not a Buick kill, but the poor ricer kid never had a chance

Discussion in 'Kill Stories (Where Hemis Never Win)' started by CJay, May 10, 2009.

  1. CJay

    CJay Supercar owner Staff Member

    My neighbors kid got ahold of some souped up civic. He started calling me out earlier with it. Saying it would beat anything I owned. Gee...really? Even the black 71? I swear I thought I was in that Street racer cartoon posted in another thread. He was going on about how the engine makes 200 hp, its got a cam and headers...blah blah blah:rolleyes:

    I got tired of hearing it, so I told him lets see how you do with my wife's car. Its too bad Jen was busy because she can outshift me hands down in that car. I cant shift that T-5 to save my life. So I hopped in my Jen's 86 GT. I wanted to run for money, but he didnt want to. I even told him I wanted to race for registrations because I needed a POS to go back and forth to work in.

    I raced him twice making sure he got the wiggle. Both times I stormed past him giving the Mustang only 3/4 throttle and shifting at 4500. The stupid Honda was so slow, I didnt believe he was actually getting on it.

    It was funny. Wnen we got back, he started calling out the Stang with his friend's Del Sol. Imagine if I raced him with the Stage 1? I could of probably of taken him by just accelerating normally. :laugh: :laugh:
     
  2. 1967GS340

    1967GS340 Well-Known Member

    Now that is funny. Poor kid has no clue. He'll probably grow up to be a politician with that good of ability to ignore the obvious.
     
  3. 71customConv

    71customConv Platinum Level Contributor

    The closest he will get to the Stage 1 will be with a tow rope.
     
  4. mygs462

    mygs462 Well-Known Member

    race the del sol with the stang and tell him its a lil faster than the 71, get him good and pumped so hell bet ya some cash on a del sol 71 race. then clean his clock.
     
  5. 1972Lark

    1972Lark Nick L.

    Good kill! How far down were the kids pants sagged? Race the Del Sol in the '71 and really make the guy feel bad about himself. :laugh: You said he was bragging about his motor making 200 HP?? If I had that little horsepower then I would keep my mouth shut, especially around a Buick!
     
  6. CJay

    CJay Supercar owner Staff Member

    I told him afterwards that if that POS had 200 horse, then my wife's little 5.0 must have 900 horse judging my the amount of ass whipping I unleashed on him.

    The Del Sol supposedly has 300 horse:sleep: I think I'll have Jen pilot the GT for this one. She drives it far better than me. And then I can say that not only did they get beat, but they got beat by a girl on top of it :laugh: :laugh: Woo hoo..this ought to be good!

    I really shouldnt pick on the poor kids. Its really not fair.
     
  7. roboteq-1@hotma

    roboteq-1@hotma 76 T Top

    Lil snot noses with backwards baseball caps and hand grippin jeans definately DO NOT count. Waste em. take their toys and make them sit in a pee puddle and cry foul! to mama ( who pro'ly no hablar englesh- or any other routinely spoken languauge) - Offer to race him for county aid vouchers. I'm sorry- I'm in a rotten mood- a good kid died last nite (15 1/2 ) due to youthful stupidity. Say a prayer for Seth and his mother-only child. Happy f'n mothers day.
     
  8. 1 bad gs

    1 bad gs Well-Known Member

    did the honda at least have a big fart tube on it to scare you?:laugh:
     
  9. Joe65SkylarkGS

    Joe65SkylarkGS 462 ina 65 Lark / GN


    Dude you just killed me. Very sad to hear about losing one of our youth to stupidity.

    My son just finished his first year of college, and he tells me everything so I try to warn him of the dangers of alcohol poisoning and he tells me 'Don't worry dad", I want jump through the phone and choke him some times.
     
  10. telriv

    telriv Founders Club Member

    Yeah, the lug nuts on our cars require more torque than those things can put out!!!!!!
     
  11. nekkidhillbilly

    nekkidhillbilly jeffreyrigged youtube channel owner

    del sols are heavier than civics lol
     
  12. 2tone-t

    2tone-t 73 Stage 1

    I guess the cartoon was a prediction for what happened. Should've baited him by staying a fender or more ahead then pull out the buick and really lay it into him. Good Kill though:TU: .
     
  13. Steve Craig

    Steve Craig Gold Level Contributor

    Jason,
    You're not picking on this kid. He's outright asking for it, just give him what he wants.
     
  14. USAMPFREAK

    USAMPFREAK Well-Known Member

    I go through this all the time here in SO-Cal. Some kid in his civic hears the short pipes on my Omega (Buick 350 Powered) and starts revs till the rev limiter pings. I know that street racing is not condoned by this forum but I run them for 3-4 lights. And they start talking smack about lets race for pinks or run my buddies integra.

    I may just have to start a Honda collection lol. :blast:
     
  15. Lucy Fair

    Lucy Fair Nailheadlova

    L O L that made my day.Thank you Tom:beers2:

    And to topic,i see not only in Poland Honda boys thinks they have fast cars...
    Last weekend i have met some youngster in hic CRX VTEC.The fun part is that i was waiting for my green light and he came from behind rolling on gear to lights.He should of kill me easly but either he didnt know what to do with clutch or sonic wave made by Nailhead roar killed his 2 cylinders.....:error: .
     
  16. CJay

    CJay Supercar owner Staff Member

    We will be more than happy to oblige him Steve. Jen does a good impression of Ronnie Sox in that Stang of hers. I cringe when I hear the 6500 rpm power shifts. :laugh: The 86 is a good, high 13 second car.

    The Del Sol kid is essentially bringing a knife to a gunfight. :laugh:

    Damn, I wish the 71 wasnt in storage. :spank: :spank: As soon as the Riv gets shipped off to the body shop, Im taking that car out on the prowl....for rice
     
  17. online170

    online170 Well-Known Member

    I beleive in converting rather than killing myself :).

    Have your wife destroy his freind's del sol, then offer him a ride to the ice cream shop or something.

    It usually only takes 1 shift :D.

    Did that to a freind of the family the other day, who invested in a 95 civic (not too souped up) but its his "toy". I took him for a drive in my firebird, mild 350 build, and standard. I did a 1-2 shift, and the first words out of his mouth were " I'M GETTING A MUSCLE CAR!!!!!". He said hes never heard a sound like that, and never experienced acceleration like that either.

    The car puts down about 250 to the wheels, and probably 300 torques.:3gears:
     
  18. 1967GS340

    1967GS340 Well-Known Member

    Some of them can be converted, some of them would take a stage 1 and put a fart can on the back and put 24" wheels on them.
    The one you converted may convert a couple of his ricer buddies though, especially if he actually learns a little about real muscle, so good job!
     
  19. online170

    online170 Well-Known Member

    Thats true, there is a risk.

    This guy is not your typical ricer kid (the freindi was talking about). Hes educated, and likes cars, just fell into the "different" crowd.

    Just take him for a little ride, if you dont convert him, you'll atleast scare him half to death.:eek2:

    Its one thing to see a big block pull away from you, its quite another to be scared sh**less in the passenger seat. Especially when youve never been in a car that has a rear end that wants to race to the front all the time.:Brow: :3gears:
     
  20. Chevellekillr

    Chevellekillr Active Member

    Ok that aint right a 5.0 vs civic the kids an idiot (Coming from that generation) I may not know everything but no way did he have a chance and then a del sol ok you might as well shoot the kid and take him out of his mizury (CANT SPELL TODAY) my stock 2002 F250 kills civics and del sols are about 400lbs heaver then the civics!! NICE KILL!!! CANT WAIT TILL MY RIV is TEARING UP THE STREETS I MEAN THE TRACK LMAO:3gears:
     

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