Nebraska Temperature Conversion Chart

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  1. Greg Schmelzer

    Greg Schmelzer What are you looking at?!

    NEBRASKA TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART

    @ +70 degrees
    Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
    People in Nebraska go swimming in the rivers.

    @ +60 degrees
    North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
    People in Nebraska plant gardens.

    @ +50 degrees
    Californians shiver uncontrollably.
    People in Nebraska sunbathe.

    @ +40 degrees
    Italian & English cars won't start.
    People in Nebraska drive with the windows down.

    @ +32 degrees
    Distilled water freezes.
    River water gets thicker.

    @ +20 degrees
    Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly
    hats.
    People in Nebraska throw on a flannel shirt.

    @ +15 degrees
    Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
    People in Nebraska have the last cookout before it gets cold.

    @ +10 degrees
    People in Miami all die...
    Nebraskans lick the flagpole.

    @ -20 degrees
    Californians fly away to Mexico.
    People in Nebraska get out their winter coats.

    @ -40 degrees
    Hollywood disintegrates.
    The Girl Scouts in Nebraska are selling cookies door to door.

    @ -60 degrees
    Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.
    Nebraska Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.

    @ -80 degrees
    Mt. St. Helens freezes.
    People in Nebraska rent some videos.

    @ -100 degrees
    Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
    Nebraskans get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

    @ -460 degrees
    ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
    People in Nebraska start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"

    @ -500 degrees
    Hell freezes over.
    Frank Solich leads the Cornhuskers to another National Title

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