NEBRASKA TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART @ +70 degrees Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. People in Nebraska go swimming in the rivers. @ +60 degrees North Carolinians try to turn on the heat. People in Nebraska plant gardens. @ +50 degrees Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Nebraska sunbathe. @ +40 degrees Italian & English cars won't start. People in Nebraska drive with the windows down. @ +32 degrees Distilled water freezes. River water gets thicker. @ +20 degrees Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats. People in Nebraska throw on a flannel shirt. @ +15 degrees Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Nebraska have the last cookout before it gets cold. @ +10 degrees People in Miami all die... Nebraskans lick the flagpole. @ -20 degrees Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Nebraska get out their winter coats. @ -40 degrees Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Nebraska are selling cookies door to door. @ -60 degrees Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic. Nebraska Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough. @ -80 degrees Mt. St. Helens freezes. People in Nebraska rent some videos. @ -100 degrees Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Nebraskans get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg. @ -460 degrees ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale). People in Nebraska start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?" @ -500 degrees Hell freezes over. Frank Solich leads the Cornhuskers to another National Title uzzled: ou: :TU: