More profound ruminations

Discussion in 'The Bench' started by Skwee-G, Dec 14, 2002.

  1. Skwee-G

    Skwee-G Semper Ubi Sub Ubi

    12. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

    11. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

    10. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

    9. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they use to.

    8. According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice
    about a woman are their eyes, and women say the first thing they
    notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.

    7. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

    6. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

    5. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars
    and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

    4. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

    3. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

    2. How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?


    You read about all these terrorists--most of them came here
    legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for
    as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you
    are two days late with a video and those people are all over you.

    Let's put Blockbuster in charge!
  2. Marco

    Marco Well-Known Member

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    Thanks for the laugh Patty!
  3. 68 LeSabre 4dr

    68 LeSabre 4dr Well-Known Member


    :grin: Patty Thanx for the morning grins!! Funny but true. Been there, it was fun !! c-ya Bruce:beer
  4. 72 V Code

    72 V Code 71 72 GS GSX Fan

    Most Profound!

    Great Post!That was some profound thinking!I agree with each one..............Jeff:)

    RIVBUILDER Well-Known Member

    ha ha the blockbuster people are relentless.

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