One of the hardest parts about being married is knowing the funniest story about your wife and also knowing that if you utter a peep to anybody at all the only thing that will be left of you is a funny smell in the crawl space.. When I'm on my deathbed ready to kick the bucket I'm spilling my guts..
I have no filter when it comes to that sorta thing and she knows it. Our funny stories are out in the open and laughed at mutually. We just figure what the he**, can't take ourselves too seriously.
Your right. Because one night I told a group of our friends THAT story and immediately I seen her face shatter like if that was only for us. Shi# I thought it was funny.
Come on who's wife reads the Buick forum??? I will break the ice. I have no story just moments, Like when we first met she had white stretchy pants on, had her rag and wasn't prepared for it. Or when she farted when I was you know..........down there.
The stuff she's forbidden me to ever tell is freaking hilarious and not in poor taste. But I have been warned that I could wind up on an episode if "Snapped" if I tell..lol
Wanna really get her attention? Take a picture of her with your phone camera. Then, don't show it to her.
Do ya one better. Take a video of her snoring, put it on YouTube, and the next day while you're at work text her the link to said video.
yeah, I did that once and now she has camera radar and somehow knows when my phone camera is on and pointed her direction.
Oh come on, I survived! And I was only moderately maimed, and the doctors say with 3 to 4 more years of therapy, I'll finally be able to sit down again...
