Discussion in 'Virus news and updates' started by BYoung, Mar 25, 2020.
I’m one up on u guys
They changed my job description today from essential
To “critical needs”
Wtf does that mean? Lol
Trust me I’m not that special
I'm pretty sure it's like "special needs" only more severe.
Sweet now I get it
Like short bus special
lol. I was working late today.
On my 12th day of quarantine I find that boredom is really closing in on me.
The internet services are slowing down and crashing due to heavy usage from others exiled to self quarantines. Netflix could not buffer quickly enough to keep the movie’s running for me to remember what had happened between before the time it shut down and when it restarted. Out of desperation I dug out the old Motorola Radio and turned it on for advice of how to cope with the stress of the quarantine. The advice I heard, and just applied, on the radio last night was, the answer it said, to have inner peace, we should always finish the things we start, and we could always use more calm in our lives.
Today I’ve looked through my house to find things I’d started and hadn’t finished, so I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of whiskey, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of rum, tha mainderbof valium scrptuns, an a box of chocletz. Yu hag no idr how feckin fablus i feel rite now. Sned ghis to al who need inner piss! An telum u two al ber hapee wilst in de koruntin.
I just read that to my wife Joe. She loved it.
Is this just any meme now?