Clean Joke!!

Discussion in 'Help From Above' started by RACEBUICKS, Jun 12, 2003.

  1. RACEBUICKS

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    Little Zachary, was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried
    everything: tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers, in
    short, everything they could think of to help his math!

    Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled
    him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, little Zachary
    came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't even kiss his
    mother hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and started
    studying. Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little
    Zachary was hard at work. His mother was amazed. She called him down to
    dinner and to her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his
    room without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as
    hard as before.

    This went on for some time, day after day while the mother tried to
    understand what made all the difference. Finally, little Zachary
    brought home his report card. He quietly laid it on the table, went up
    to his room, and hit the books. With great trepidation, his Mom looked
    at it and to her great surprise, little Zachary had earned an "A" in
    math.

    No longer able to contain her curiosity, she went to his room and said:
    "Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?"

    Little Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no.

    "Well, then," she replied, "was it the books, the discipline, the
    structure, the uniforms? WHAT was it?"

    Little Zachary looked at her and said, "Well, on the first day of
    school, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't
    messing around!"
     

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