Best police encounter??

Discussion in 'Kill Stories (Where Hemis Never Win)' started by no car, Dec 9, 2004.

  1. edk

    edk Well-Known Member

    I have had quite a few encounters with the law but this one was the good one. Hanging around a garage in Richton Miss. with a bunch of car guys. I was driving my 75 Trans Am and there was one other guy with about a 79 model with the 403 Olds slug motor. My brother and i had already beat him a different night with my brothers Chevy Luv pickup we had installed a 350 in. Anyway he starts running his mouth about his car being fast but i dont say anything because one of the local cops is sitiing there with us. After a little of this he gets on the police radio and calls the Highway Patrol and found out he was at home. He told the guy with the 403 that it was time to run his car and not his mouth because there are no police in the area. We went out and i smoked him like a cheap cigar. He didnt come back and the local cop just laughed about it. Goes to show they are not all bad. ED K
     
  2. drunkenscotsman

    drunkenscotsman Well-Known Member

    back in 88 when i was 18 my girlfriend at the time called me up and says that her parents were going out and to get my ass over there for some lovin :Brow: well i was on the 219 doing about a 120 in my 69 dart slant six (yeah i'm suprised it went that fast) allova sudden i see a cop in the median faceing the other way. whew i didn't think he saw me. he backs out and i need he had me dead to rights. i pulled over and waited for him, when he got up to the window he asked what the hurry was. i told him he laughed and said since he didn't have to chase me he wrote as a 75 in a 55. :3gears: and on my 18 birthday a friend picks me up in his "company" truck. we stop at a local hot dog joint sitting at the drive thru when i said why is that cop looking at us? next thing i know theres cops everywhere. turns out a month before that he took this van for a test drive and never returned it. and yup the cops let me go. :eek2: and to make matters worse i have a friend whos a cop and he drives like a maniac :spank: he drives a f*&^d but i don't hold it against him :3gears:
     
  3. frednoah

    frednoah Well-Known Member

    Not in a Buick but....

    When I was 16 I bought a 1976 Pontiac Grand Prix with a 350. It was all stock, but well taken care of, and by the time I got it, the lil old lady had only put 70000 miles on it. It was in great shape (the back floorboards still had the plastic covering the carpets---the backseat had never been used). I treated it as any young man would, as my personal hotrod.

    I was on my way home one night, trying to get home before they deadbolted the door. Standing rule was in the house by 1:30 or you don't sleep in the house lol.

    So I'm barrelling down the old two lane highway at about 85mph when I come up over a hill and realize that the local cop is about to pass me going the opposite direction. I start to freak out hoping he won't notice me, then I see the blue lights as he passes and starts to sling the departments Ford Bronco II around in the middle of the road. As soon as I saw him swing around I stomped my parking brake to the floor and whipped my rear end around also, never taking my foot off the gas :3gears:. I fishtailed a bit as I pulled the parking brake release and went back by him in the opposite direction. He didn't have up enough momentum to sling his truck around again, and had to do a three point turn. By the time he got turned around good I had a good half mile lead on him and ducked down a backroad my buddy lived on. We parked my car in his barn and went inside.

    The next morning another buddy of ours said the cop was talking to his dad and told him what had happened.Said all he knew was that he saw headlights zoom past him, the car spin around, then a streak come back by him. I drove the car for another two years and the cop never was able to figure out that was the car he had lost. Doubt he would've believed it was if i'd told him.
     
  4. Bad Boattail

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  5. bob k. mando

    bob k. mando Guest

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    OMG, that's the FUNNAY! i can only imagine the friendly little chat the cop and the driver are having. perhaps over donuts? :Brow:
     
  6. Damian Kolosik

    Damian Kolosik Well-Known Member

    oh man thats a funny pick the cop mustve been extatic..
     
  7. jdunphy

    jdunphy Well-Known Member

    A F**D fiesta caught doing 110 seriously :)

    This happened about 12 years ago. I was back in Ireland on a job with a buddy. ANyway I was showing him how there was a more leisurely attitiude about speed. Anyway we were running about 110 -115 in an Opel Vectra ( renta box over there at the time), speed liimit being 60 . So I was overtaking a ford fiesta when the next thing I saw was a cop with a hand held radar gun . Oh sh*t , I start hitting the brakes, about 500 yards above the road , nose of a patrol car sticking out of a side road . Damn , I'm done , hopefully I can BS my way out of this . So I decide to pull over. The cop comes out of the side road , blazes past me , I take off after him . He pulls over the Fiesta . Not believing my luck , Im back up to (only) 90. How times have changed though over there , Gatso everywhere , my brother in law , the most law adiding man you could meet recently got done for 38 in 30 . Ah the good old days . The stuff me and my mates used to do , would have us in Jail now , but thats another story , one to follow
    Cheers
    Justin
     
  8. jdunphy

    jdunphy Well-Known Member

    sideways in a f*** fiesta

    Anyway we were up the Dublin mountains , shmoking the weed. Coming back down I'm in my Mums Fiesta all 997 cc of it . Me and 3buddys , we're going at a good pace ( downhill , only way you could get up to speed). We come around a corner , and the back end steps out , manage to correct it , but at the same time there was a cop car on the side of the road , he takes off after us. I pull over immediately , jump out of the car and kick the rear wheel. He comes up , I say , "sorry about that , I think this tire is soft" . He says " go get some air , and check your tires more often " . I say "thanks" Got back into the car , took off and we collapsed into laughter , ( good old Lebanese Blond ) . Got home , and listened to Dark side of the moon , just to finish the night off
    :bglasses:

    Cheers
    Justin
     
  9. Damian Kolosik

    Damian Kolosik Well-Known Member

    you know your gone when you get lost in your freinds backyard and cant find your way out. lol.
     
  10. '67 cruiser

    '67 cruiser Active Member

    I haven't had the best of luck with the police, but I would like to give props to one officer that really was a great guy. I was living in Co. Kildare, Ireland in 2002. I'd shipped my motorcycle over from here (3.00/gal. gas).
    Anyway, I wrecked the bike at 75 mph, plenty of leather on, but it still felt like I'd been run through a hay baler. I didn't have the bike registered, inspected, or insured. Declan (the officer) got to the wreck after someone called. He said he'd seen me riding around with my Alabama tags and he had a Harley. He told me not to worry about the bike when the ambulance came. I'd called a friend who came with a trailer, Declan waited for him, helped him load my bike, followed him home (close by) and helped him unload it! He never asked for the reg. or anything (you get 10 days to produce your id over there). There are a few good ones out there.
     
  11. palbuick

    palbuick Well-Known Member

    Way back in the late 50's (yeau) I was driving home about midnight from a girl friends house in my 50 Olds 98 Convt, with the loudest dual exhaust, i even had to put racket busters on tailpipes. Well i missed a stop sign, wouldn't you know there was a cop on his 3 wheelr sitting there. Popped out from hiding place with his lights on and grabbed me about 2 blocks away. Now this was in Chicago in the 50's. and a couple of dead presidents was always standard. About 8 years later when I was wearing the same uniform, I was assigned to the same area as this Cop. I never forgot him, so one night As a rookie I was assigned to work with him, the afternoon shift. We went to the best restaurant, workikng in the getto, what a treat. When the bill came I gave him Mine. He hit the roof, he wasant going to pay for my meal. I leaned over the table and aske him if he remebered Me, he said no, so I started to explain to him how he had taken my last fin, and I was now getting it back. Never said another word, after that we got along good, he admitted this was a first for him. He told a few other officers what I did to him. Well the rookie was never a rookie again.

    JIm Schilf
    palbuick
     
  12. 68 BE225

    68 BE225 Well-Known Member

    Id just turned 40, feeling old, driving home late. An M3 comes up fast on me and pulls next to me at the off ramp light. The kids in the M3 are laughin and Im feeling older so when the light turns green I punch it and beat them to the next light. Feelin a bit younger now. Light turns and we blast off up the hill. I take the lead with each of his shifts and then we see it, the front fender of a city cop. I was happy I saw him when I did because we were only doing 75. We both hit the breaks. The cop pulled out, lights on and passed us both to pull over a car that was in front of us. I was hopeful but knew he couldnt be that stupid. Sure enough, he pulled back out and came after us. The road came to a Y and we each took a different route. The bastard followed me. He was so upset when he got to my window, spit was flying, his hand was on his gun, I thought he was gonna pull me out of the window and shoot me. Just got a huge ticket for 75 in a 35. The price of feeling young.
     
  13. austingta

    austingta Well-Known Member

    Actually, that's the price of acting young.

    Be careful.
     
  14. RATROASTER

    RATROASTER BPG#1291, GS-CA#2265

    This spring I got pulled over for 90 in a 65 by an OHP unmark after pulling out of the state line Toll booth on the turnpike. He let me off, but He told me I was 1/4 mile from the PA state line and he never wanted to see me in Ohio again. Four months later I moved to Ohio.........I think I better behave.......maybe, but I did read that AAA will cover up to $1,000 of bail towards any non-alcohol related traffic offense. :TU:
     
  15. angelman

    angelman Well-Known Member

    a friend at work was nearly at work when 3 cop cars pop out from nowhere and surround him. They pull him over just at the entrance to the office parking lot. They draw their guns and tell him to keep his hands on the steering wheel. One of them asks for his insurance and licences. He explains that he needs to open the glove box to get the insurance card out can he move his hands.. no they reply.. go figure!
    By now he is really scared and people from work are milling around wondering what the hell is going on! One of the cops has a shotgun pointed at him too.

    Then an unmarked car pulls up and the head of glendale police gets out. He starts shouting at the cops. 'you stupid idiots.. does he look asian to you (my friend is white/italian).. does this black volvo look like a honda civic!!!' They had been chasing an asian guy in a civic and lost him. My friends volvo was black but hardly looks like a civic. They sheepishly gave their apologies on behalf of glendale police force. Still its kind of scary, especially if youre from europe (or england at least) where we dont have armed police. I would totally freak out I think if someone drew a gun on me, almost certainly would end up being shot I am sure!
     
  16. AZ-69 Skylark

    AZ-69 Skylark Well-Known Member

    Here's but one of mine:

    I was in something of a long distance relationship and had just spent the last night of my G/F's stay here in AZ at her hotel. That morning I had left on time only to realize I had left something important there and could not reach her to have her get for me. I went back and got it, but was going to be late for work at a Job I had started only 3 months prior.

    I'm driving on the freeway and it's almost deserted so I decide to kick my speed up a notch or 3. By that I mean about 110mph. Only a mile from my exit I pass a large diesel loaded down with freight and the two SUVS screened by him (I saw them briefly from behind before I passed). Next thing I know one of the two SUVs is rapidly catching up to me. I know it means one of two things. Some lunatic wants to race or that it's a cop. As he gets closer I see the red and blue lights on the front of his vehicle even though he hasn't turned them on. I pull over.

    The sheriff's deputy walks up to my open window and screams, " DID YOU NOT F----N SEE ME? DID YOU NOT KNOW YOU HAD JUST PASSED A POLICE OFFICER?"
    Stunned by his unhinged behavior I didn't reply.
    "GET OUT OF THE DAMNED CAR!"
    He then put the hand cuffs on me and a strange thought hit me. My first time in handcuffs and a man put them on me. Didn't think that would be the case. I surpressed a laugh and a smile and answered some of his hollered questions as to why I was driving so fast. While he tore the inside of my car apart looking for illegal things, I did my best to look pitiful hoping he'd let me go. It worked, but I had a lovely ticket and an excuse for being late to work. $270 bucks later and it was resolved. BTW, that SUV was only marked on the sides-not the back.
     
  17. GSGN

    GSGN TheAntiObama

    Back in the summer of 69 I only had my learners permit but my 63' 409 Impala SS :3gears: already had 10 coats of wax on it. I remember cuting school and driving to the "shore" on the NJ GS PArkway. Was doing about 115 ( I think I was near flat out) when I passed an unmarked State Trooper in a green chrysler. When he finally caught up to me he said "son do you realize I was chasing another car when you passed me?" :Dou:
     
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  18. Kelly Eber

    Kelly Eber I'd rather be racing

    So I'm taking a friend of mine (who knows very little about cars) for a ride in my Skylark. I figure I will show him what a big block can do. So I'm flying down this 2 lane each way divided road at about 100 MPH (problem is the speed limit was 35). Aparently there were a couple of cops who were knocking on someones door (I didn't see them).

    So on down the road after I slow down I'm waiting to turn left at a red light, this cop pulls up next to me and gives me the signal to pull over. So I'm thinking crap, what all did they see. So I pull over and these two cops get out of their cruiser. One starts giving me a hard time about the slicks I'm running and I'm starting to get nervous. The other cop says to the first one "let me handle this". The second cop askes me to start the engine, and I do. Then he tells me to rev it up, and I do. He then tells me to shut off the engine, and I do. I'm all ready for the "your car is to loud speech". The officer asked me where I lived and I told him, he then asked me if I drove like that where I lived, and I said no. He then told me not to drive like that here either. He then asked me to pop the hood. After looking at the engine, he said that I had a fast car and told me ot go home, and I did.
     
  19. otter

    otter It'll be done someday.

    A guy I worked with years ago was driving down the highway on his way home when a cop pulls up behind him. So he slows down to the speed limit, he was doing about 2mph over. The cop stays on him for a quite a ways and he is beginning to get nervous. Another cop car comes up on him and passes him. Another pulls up next to him. He is now surrounded in the right lane. They all hit their lights and slow down while pulling over. Using their p.a. systems they shout instructions and all of them have guns pointed out of windows and some cops are hiding behind their squads pointing guns from a safe vantage point. He is thinking what the heck! 57 in a 55 can't be this bad. The cop shouting instructions sounds EXTREEMLY irate and is swearing like a mad man at him calling him every name in the book and a few he made up on the spot. The cops cuff him in a not too nice way and Greg is now shaking and about to pee in his pants. It seems like these cops are just looking for a reason to kill him. They pop his trunk and search the whole car and refuse to tell him what this is all about. Then one of the cops notices that Greg's beige Cordoba isn't a blue Camaro. Turns out some whack job had just killed an entire family and was fleeing from the cops in a blue Camaro that had a license plate number just one digit off from Greg's car. It was thought that he was a crazed killer and there was a small child missing that they thought might be still alive in his trunk. Greg is about 5'7" and 90lbs he is kind of a typical computer geek looking guy and very quiet and professional type. The cops said sorry, and left. It took him quite a bit of time for the adrenaline to stop so he could get back in the car and drive away. I am pretty sure in the same place I would have messed up a good set of underwear. Never did hear if they caght that guy.

    I guess this story fits as a "kill" story
     
  20. AZ-69 Skylark

    AZ-69 Skylark Well-Known Member

    I'd have to say this is my favorite story so far. :laugh: :laugh:
     

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